Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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