I fell asleep next to my cousin and woke up with my hand in her pants because i though it was lisa
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
Just got back from my 9:00 am class to find my roommate soaking her lifesaver gummies in vodka so she can have them for a snack in class later.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
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