Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
The cat was building a spaceship out of the carpet, my legs were cans of tomato sauce, and there was something else in that pot you gave me.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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