We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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