3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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