giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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