I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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