no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Just got hit on by a middle-aged puerto-rican clown who told me that it would be bad to date someone who offers to buy me coffee and makes something of themselves. I love the NY subway.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
He bought segways. We ride them when we get drunk. Last night he ran through the sliding glass door.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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