well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
i wonder what megan fox's vagina feels like.
Heaven soaked bacon.
you know you're not getting laid when you start breaking awkward silences with quotes from Robot Chicken
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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