Last night I apparently send my boss a picutre of my boobs. On the bonus part I got a raise today. So I just want to thank your parents for naming you Jeff cuz if I was not so hammered last night I would have sent it to the right one.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
His hands were made for my vagina.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Tbh you just need to fuck it out like I don't know another solution
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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