problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Check if I'm alive tomorrow. If not, tell my parents I died happy and that there's a gay cheerleader in the spare bedroom
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
just start off by saying "hey, i cockblocked my friend last night and need to make it up to him, could you help?"
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
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