Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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