Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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