i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I finished my first whiskey and I'm waiting to have a second one in celebration when your pregnancy test comes back negative
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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