we're blogging at a bar
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
It's like an adderall Houdini. Right when you think you have a deal he disappears
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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