I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
You've got until 8 and then I'm kicking down your door and pouring a beer down your ass via funnel
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
I would ride that face into the sunset
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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