yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
It began the way the best stories do—with some naïve jackasses in a place they had no business being at.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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