it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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