These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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