As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Hey do you care to explain why there are 3 empty pickle jars next to me when I woke up or do I even wanna know?
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
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