Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
You tryed convincing the salvation army bell ringer you could do the worm and face planted into the sidewalk... I put a dollar in the can for your performance
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