I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
You left your underwear on the fireplace
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
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