everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I just googled if crying burns calories
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Had a dream last night that we survived the apocalypse. And we celebrated Christmas.
What did I get you?
A 12 gauge and a bottle of vodka that was waist high.
Sounds about right
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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