What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
