I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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