Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I didn't even have time to sit down and the nurse was like: ''You've been having unprotected sex.'' HOW DOES SHE KNOW?!?
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
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