Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
You definitely in your drunken state were really concerned you would forget to buy milk today
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
Sext me about skeletons
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
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