the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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