it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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