We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
What the fuck dude?
Sorry bro...
YOU HUMPED ME FOR AN HOUR WHILE YELLING "I GOTTA ASSERT DOMINANCE"
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