Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
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