if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
His drunk text included an attempt at quoting a Nyquil bottle in MLA format
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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