There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Liz is crying about burritos again.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Pretty sure I got at least one girl to question her sexuality at the Christmas party last night
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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