I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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