big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I've slowly been stuffing french fries down his pants. I'm at 31 and he hasn't even noticed.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
How do I go about this? "Hey, its my birthday in 40 minutes. Would you like to come over for some sex? Also, please bring snacks"?
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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