she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Princesses don't give blow jobs
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
Randomize
