You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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