Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
In brighter news I got condoms and a mattress protector today.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
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