I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
God, you're like boner-b-gone
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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