i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Holy shit dude........stairs
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