Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I AM EATING BACON AND CHEESE. FUCK THE BULLSHIT.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
I think my pickup truck has been used for the sex... This doesn't sit right with me.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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