ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
I was just about to send a concerned text until I opened my door and saw a shopping cart. I'm glad you made it home in one piece and with toys.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Floor bacon is actually really good
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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