I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
Are we still banned from the library?
My friends son got stung by a jellyfish over the weekend and we seriously stood there debating on whether or not we should pee on this toddler.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Randomize
