she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
I just realized I have a habit of pre gaming for therapy visits. Problem?
We'll discuss it when you get here
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