I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Randomize
