your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
i took a field sobriety test yesterday. a crowd gathered, watched me pass it and applauded. then the cops arrested me because i took a bow and fell over.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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