I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
Randomize
