Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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