if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
Got pulled over today for going 90 in a 40 zone with my leg out of the window. Still got out of the ticket. I'm getting way too good at this. Wanna trade bodies so we can see if it's my boobs or my charm?
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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