is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
There are leaves in my underwear?
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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