so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I wish you could order shots online.
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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