It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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