at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I knew you were cut off when you tried to order a "Phil Collins"
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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