Me. At least after what I've been through.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
it was awkward when he was taking off my clothes and i had to help him undo my fanny pack
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
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