Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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