Its that time of week again, Bad life decision wednesday
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
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Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
If you quit, you're not going to stick to our game plan of dead by 40. I will not be in the titty bar nursing home without you damning
Damnit.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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