I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I feel like a drive thru vagina
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Never ever make a tattoo bet. I now have a shamrock on my dick.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
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